Singles who don’t have sex are often unable to cope with the sexy thoughts and flashbacks that pervade our minds. They distract us from school, work and other important tasks. Sex withdrawal is real and not fun.
If you don’t want to risk your ex getting into a relationship for the billionth times, most likely you won’t find anyone you can contact to have a quick chat.
However, if you are smart enough, it is unlikely that most people would choose this route. What should you do?
Although you could watch porn over and over again, it gets boring. You could instead find a fuckbuddy.
Fuckbuddies can be people you have sex without any commitments or attachments. These are the people you can call when you need to swap your hand with someone real and have sex without any meaning.
Although this sounds wonderful, getting one can be difficult. It can also be challenging for people who don’t know the concept.
Don’t worry, I can show you how to get a fuckbuddy tonight.
Get Some Dating Apps
I know, I know.
If you are like me, you might cringe at the idea of joining a dating site. But desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is nothing more desperate than a dating website.
Fortunately, many people don’t take dating apps that serious anymore. When I speak to people who have a Tinder account, they often say they are using it for “fun” and “mischief.” Some girls use the app to find hot men in their area, while others use it to look through the profiles of bored people, such as social media. The app is also used by guys to find out about other local men and to hook up with them.
However, most people aren’t looking for relationships or marriage as many people might think.
This is why you may have heard people blame Tinder for today’s hookup culture. It’s because people are more interested casual sex than serious relationships. Because people don’t waste their time, these apps make it easy for you to see who is looking to fuck you and who is looking for more.
These apps assume that sex is a common desire, making it easier to find others in your area who are looking for the same thing. It’s also a great time to look through it to see who’s hot nearby you.
Create Your Profile
After downloading any dating or hookup app you like, the next step is to create your personal profile. This is not to scare anyone, but it is crucial because online dating is so superficial. Your profile is what matters.
This is what people will judge you on and it’s the first thing they see about you. People can decide right away if they want you to fuck them. They can swipe right to swipe right and hit you up or swipe left to delete your profile.
These are some helpful tips for creating your online dating profile.
If you aren’t sure you’re hot, your bio should be filled out. It’s not as conceited and ridiculous as it sounds. If you are conventionally attractive, you don’t need to do much when it comes down to finding someone to date. If you’re not, or at least don’t think so, then you will need to put in a little more effort. You should say something. You could use it as a joke or a brief description of yourself or the things you are looking for. But anything is better than nothing.
Please be unpredictable and take a photo with your dog. Dogs are adorable. Everyone loves dogs.
People are out to get you, not dogs.
Be authentic. Do not try to find a new partner to get laid. People will be offended if you aren’t who you claim to be online. It’s okay to be yourself, show interest in others and make it clear what you are looking for.
Message People
The second step is the most important for finding a fuckbuddy online. You want to send a first message to someone, even if it’s not clear what you want. The LAST thing that you want to do in your first message is to ask for sex. This will not get you anywhere. In fact, it is illegal to say anything sexually related on your first message. You might be thinking, “Well, why not just be straight up?” You might think, “Well, why can’t I just be straight up?”
If your first words to a girl are “Down to fuck!” They’ll curve you so hard if they hear anything as stupid as this. It’s not what anyone wants to receive as their first message, and girls already have enough to worry about.
When messaging someone for the first time you should be friendly, casual, and polite. Even a simple “Hello” is enough.
Slide in the DMs
You can also use your social media accounts to hook up online. You can think of Instagram and Twitter as a kind of dating app.
People follow those they find interesting and attractive. If they feel the same, they will follow us back. Although it isn’t always true, this truth still applies to social media.
If you have a Twitter friend you follow for a while whose tweets are always ‘liked’ and you think they’re hot, or if you want to follow someone on Instagram that you love, send them their DMS! Although it can be nerve-wracking, you never know what might happen if you let them. They can leave you on read or delivered and then ignore your message. This is the worst thing that they can do.
However, they might DM you back and be open for hooking up. Remember, I have already said that you should never send anything sexual in your first message.
Although heart eye emojis can be cool, you should never send them just the ‘eyes emoji. The point is to come up with something cleverer than telling them how hot you are.
Or go out and meet people
You can only meet people in person. This is a great way to meet people if you are friendly with people and outgoing. It’s also a good alternative to dating apps, as you can show your personality.
If you are one of these people, I would suggest that you get out there and start talking to people. It should be very easy.
This article is for 95% of humanity, who prefer to meet online, and I will keep it short.
Get in for the kill
The idea is that you have had a few conversations with the person and may even have hung out with them. You should only bring up sex when it is appropriate or after you have felt enough sexual tension to end the relationship.
This is the most exciting part and could decide your chances of finding a fuckbuddy. You need to understand the situation and take in all cues that they may have given you. This will ensure you don’t make a fool of your self. If they have been talking to you for at least a few days, it is likely that they are interested in meeting up with you. If you stated in your profile that you are only looking for casual relationships, most people will understand what this means. However, if you don’t know, it’s a good idea to let them know.
It’s time to have some fun! It will be one the most rewarding experiences in your life to see the fruits of your efforts in finding a fuckbuddy.
Have fun